one crazy night and one new year

alright so last night had a lot of events that took place in my schedule so buckle up. so first off my friend that i met here told me about a house party that was going down for the night and i was like cool that should be good. i first went to downtown seattle to check out this new area i found. it turned out to be a pretty happening spot i mean it was super crowded because it was new years but on normal weeknds i think it will be prime pickings. anyway being that it was newyears and downtown seattle, it took me like 30 minutes to find a damn parking spot which sucked. i then went into this pub where they had music blasting and thats where the amusement starts. so after a couple drinks i eventually find a girl to approach. there were a lot of girls there but the place was super crowded so i was kinda waiting for a good opening to approach girls. so i start talking to this girl and i can tell shes pretty drunk. im pretty sure everything im saying is going in one ear and out the other and about 15 minutes after talking to her we split up. i go to another area and see a group of 3 hot girls and approach them. i tease one of the girls and tell her shes got a set of eyes that a famous actor has. they all ask who and i say sponge bob. (its a technique in pickup to generate attraction) and then BAM! one of the girls instantly says YOUVE READ THE GAME. the game is basically the most popular introduction book into the world of being a pick up artist.
although i havnt read it i know everything about it and this chick was totally calling me out. i went along with it though and was like yeah i did blah blah blah we joked about it for like 2 minutes and then they left me :( hahaha. so that was interesting ive never been called out about pick up like that. so probablly 10 minutes rolls by and its almost midnight. they shoot fireworks off at the space needle so i went outside to catch a glimpse of that which was cool.
after that i walked around for another venue. i ended up finding this ultra lounge i think and went in there. i approached a groupl of 2 girls and they instantly had no interest in me, i then saw another set of 2 girls and approached them the first like 2 minutes were going good and then i used the same spongebob line and shit turned quick. the girl i used it on back turned me and the other girl told me to leave. i then start joking with both of them and they instantly put there bitch defense up and soon walked away from me. i was like DAMN ive never had a girl blow up at me after one tease that was crazy.
so i didnt really care for the lounge scene so i left. i decided to go to that house party my friend told me about. once i showed up i started talking to a girl. i again used the spongebob line and this time the girl had enough sense to realize it was a joke so i passed the first obstacle. then an opportunity came up that i was able to try a move that ive been wanting to try for a week so i went for it. the girl asked me where i was fromand i told her to guess. if she got it right i would give her a suprise that i have in my pocket. she guessed montanna or somthing and i said no one more guess than she said wyoming or somthing and i was like yesss. i told her to hold out her hand and close her eyes. as soon as she did i kissed her. she still had her hand out and sayed that wasnt somthing you put in my hand so i gave her a low five. she was like that not cool i have a boyfriend and hes standing behind you..... what.. i told her well since i didnt feel a fist to my face yet i think im pretty good. she politely excused her self a short while after that. about 2 minutes and 37 seconds after that i was standing around with a couple guys and these couple guys come over and was like this guy tried to kiss charity or whatever her name was. i explained had i known she had a boyfriend i wouldnt have done that and they were like im not gonna hit you but if i was her boyfriend than i would. sooooo i already connected 1+1 and decided if thhese 2 guys already knew about it than it would only be a matter of minutes before her boyfriend came in wanting to start shit. by the way they were all rugby players. so not only do they have that macho attitude they also like to fight. theres not usually a time where i like to get into fights thats why i watch it on tv. so i went out the back door and walked to my car hahahah i sent my friend a text and he wanted to go to this after hours club that weve been hitting up so i picked him up and we went there. when we got there we danced a little bit and then i found a 2 set that looked like a pretty good spot so we approached them. they turned out to be german and although i would love to get intamate with any girl from a different continent usually talking to them is fucking hard to do because of the thick accent mix that with a loud club and it didnt take long before the interaction was over. i thnk i approached one other girl but im not sure. i was then on the dance floor and saw the hot petite girl basically making love to herself so i went over and started to dane with her she turned out to be a little wild and we were able to get a little frisky on the dance floor. i could tell she was already in seduction mode so i tried running some seduction techniques and it was going well. i moved her to another area of the dance floor and then we seperated for like 2 minutes and she was gone so that was lame. me and my friend left shortly after that and that pretty much boils my night down as you can tell a whole lot of first time scenarios happend that made the night pretty humor filled but i really just feel like i was running bad last night haha.

now for my new year post. so to start im going to rename the blog for the new year. it will still be enroute to robusto, but instead of it being "trying to become a winning poker player and an aspiring pick up artist" im going to switch it to the journey of a winning poker player and an aspiring pick up artist. i think a year of solid results at the table has proven that i am a winning player by now. although i guess you can say im a pick up artist im not going to switch it untill i actually feel like im getting the results i want wich arnt happening yet. if anyone has noticed i also changed the design of my page as well.

so with me finishing this month off. and with my play from last winter when i was in vegas for 2011 im finishing the year with a poker profit of 11,005$. of course this number could have been a lot higher had online poker not been shut down but theres always the future. this year has been my turning point as a poker player and after 24 tabling on stars and playing live for the whole winter i was really able to get a solid fondation going for my game and was able to find and fix a lot of leaks in my game im currently playing live 3/5 at the moment and depending if im able to play the whole winter or not i should be able to make 15k at it. by then i should be going back to work in the summer for my job if i dont get called out for it in the winter and if end up in alaska again then im going to deposit on the merge network and grind a little bit on there. 6 months without any poker was pretty harsh last time.

so heres my goals and expectations for 2012. for poker im really going to put in a solid grind for as long as possible untill my job calls me and im going to really try and produce solid results. im going to put a bit of effort into studying my game as well and continue trying to improve. as for my pick up game, ive been getting into it more and more and its to the point to where i really feel like i just need to put in the practice hours and ill start seeing results. im going to put a lot of effort into that as well and if theres time that im not playing poker than ill be practicing pick up. i have a workout routine going right now which is all good and it will probablly go for another 8- 10 weeks when i start working again it will be a little hard to workout so that will probablly go away untill i get the oportunity to do it again. my life is pretty balanced right now and i like the direction its headed. im taking advantage of some opportunities in my life and if more come my way ill be sure to jump on them. so for right now it pretty much seems like my life is revolved around money and girls which isnt so bad of a thing in my eyes id like to travel a bit more in 2012 so if i get the opportunity and im in good standing i will take advantage of that as well theres probablly more but i cant think of anything else so anyone reading this i appreciate you reading and its fun having an audience to blog to. i feel 2012 will be full of whacky times so stay tuned for that cosmonauts :)